You know your spouse?

Posted in Uncategorized on May 13th, 2008, 9:50 am by yenjai

Stories in the newspaper never fail to amaze me on a daily basis.

Do you know your spouse well? How well?

I should presume that once she / he touches you, you will know whether that hand belongs to your spouse, or a stranger? No?

What if she / he talk to you? Can you recognise the voice?

If you fail on both account … err … do you think something is really wrong between you two?

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The victim, a 36-year-old housewife,she was awakened by a naked man.

She claimed she was not aware that the man, who had caressed and slept beside her, was not her husband.

She said the intruder also had covered his face with a T-shirt.

The man tried to coax the woman to go into another room, saying he was drunk.

The woman then called out her husband’s name and the thief replied “I am him”.

The housewife smelled something fishy as his voice didn’t sound like her husband’s. She then went to another room and found her husband fast asleep on the couch.

That’s when she screamed causing the thief to flee by leaping out the window together with the stolen items.

Do you really has to walk to the next room, to see your husband lying on the couch, to confirm the one caressing you is NOT your husband?

2 Responses

  1. May 13th, 2008 | 11:37 am

    that’s absurd, one would imagine you’ll know when your spouse touches you or when you hear him/her voice..unless you’re pissed drunk!

  2. May 13th, 2008 | 10:29 pm

    I saw one entertainment show on touching the spouse hands can know whether she is the real one or not.. most of them did it correctly le

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