Archives: 2008 April

A young lady came with vomiting and headache.
The mother accompanied her into the consultation room.

After a few questions, (all answered by the mother)
Doctor: Any chance that you are pregnant?
Mother: No. She is not pregnant.
Doctor (exasperated):  You know, just for this question, I would like her to answer herself.
Mother: I can confirm for you. She is [...]

If JPJ is correct, then our country really has many many rich fella.
78,000 drivers possess five cars each.

Wow.
But lets hold the wow first.
1589 drivers own 10 cars each.
Seriously, how many cars can you drive every day?

I went into the toilet just now.
Eh? The light refused to come on.

I thought the “starter” must have gone dead. So I came out to get a new starter.
When I tried to remove the supposedly dead apparatus, the only I realised … the starter was simply not there!
Someone has stolen the starter, yet again!
Hoi. A [...]

I guess everyone knows about the story of Sufiah Yusof now.
What irked me is the response from Prime Minister Department.
Zahid Hamidi, the minister in the Prime Minister’s Department, said that they are interested to assist Ms Yusof to return to the right path through the “Save Sufiah Program.” The program is headed by the Deputy [...]

Everyday, people ask me: Why don’t I consume more organic food? Isn’t it much better and safer?
I think almost everyone has some wrong perception there.
Let me quote.
USDA proposal itself noted that, “No distinctions should be made between organically and non-organically produced products in terms of quality, appearance, or safety.” In other words, no claim should [...]

After my modem being Kaboom-ed, the next day my phone line gone dead.
Dead-er than a dead fish.
I called up TM. After 3 hours, they called me, saying that it has been fixed.
The next day, the line gone dead again!
That was on a Friday.
One TM fella arrived for inspection. He ‘certify’ that the lighting Kaboom the [...]