Mother

Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 17th, 2008, 10:20 am by yenjai

A young lady came with vomiting and headache.

The mother accompanied her into the consultation room.

doctor patient

After a few questions, (all answered by the mother)

Doctor: Any chance that you are pregnant?

Mother: No. She is not pregnant.

Doctor (exasperated):  You know, just for this question, I would like her to answer herself.

Mother: I can confirm for you. She is not pregnant.

Looking at the patient, the doctor ask the young lady: Do you want to answer the question yourself?

Young lady (open mouth): I …

The mother didn’t even let her go through the first word, before she said: I answer for her. She is not pregnant.

Duh.

Give up.

12 Responses

  1. Neo
    April 17th, 2008 | 11:35 am

    Good mother mah… :)

  2. April 17th, 2008 | 1:16 pm

    mother knows best?
    hehehehe…

  3. April 17th, 2008 | 1:51 pm

    maybe the mother placed an alarm at her undies. So thats why the mother know.

  4. April 17th, 2008 | 2:26 pm

    sasha, fuiyoh
    even Intel has to buy from you

  5. April 17th, 2008 | 4:51 pm

    Is this a fictional joke or did this happen in real life? :P

  6. April 17th, 2008 | 6:57 pm

    Vickie, welcome to my blog
    This belongs to the ‘non-fiction’ section :wink:

  7. April 18th, 2008 | 8:11 am

    Hmm.. maybe her mum too concern about her daughter and she thinks that that questions is too shy to answer by her daughter le…

  8. April 18th, 2008 | 9:49 am

    so is she pregnant onot jek?

  9. April 22nd, 2008 | 12:00 pm

    Yeah, was she pregnant or not? I tell you, my dad is also like that. He will answer all the questions for me. So I decided not to let him go inside the doctor’s room with me anymore.

  10. April 22nd, 2008 | 12:49 pm

    Adino, I guess we just have to trust the mum?
    The truth is never known

  11. Viv
    April 29th, 2008 | 8:59 am

    hiya doctor!
    I think she is pregnant… else she would have given a big yes.

  12. April 29th, 2008 | 9:38 am

    Viv, but we can’t act on the presumption unless we got the word from the horse’s mouth

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