Kesian saya

Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 29th, 2007, 2:25 pm by yenjai

Female young Indonesian Patient: Doctor, I want an antiobiotic.

Me: Why do you need it?

Female patient: Because of a ‘luka’. (wound)

Me: Where is the luka?

kesian saya

She suddenly change her tone of voice: Malu lah nak bagi tahu.

Then, to my horror, she suddenly extended her right hand and proceed to squeeze my inner thigh!

And then the other side! All within 2 seconds.

Pengsan (fainted) x 100.

25 Responses

  1. Soo
    August 29th, 2007 | 3:11 pm

    “kesian” awak??? sure ornott?? lol

  2. August 29th, 2007 | 3:33 pm

    Alamak, doktor yenjai kena molest! Call eve to save u!

  3. eve
    August 29th, 2007 | 3:37 pm

    Haihsss…nid to experience a bit what I went through la..or else you all think very song hor..MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA..*evil*

  4. August 29th, 2007 | 3:54 pm

    Eve sent all the humsap patients to you!! Curse of the Humsap Blog!

  5. eve
    August 29th, 2007 | 4:10 pm

    Issit? Has the CURSE finally left me for my sifu?..Ohhh…Thank God..*ninja dance*…Sorry sifu..this kinda case..I have to be jual ikan a bit..KAKKAKAKKAKAKAKA…

  6. August 29th, 2007 | 4:14 pm

    soo Betul kesian. You have to ask Eve to know the feeling

    Jonzz Fast. You help me speed dial EVe

    Eve You lor. You shut down your blog, until me like this

  7. August 29th, 2007 | 5:14 pm

    Experiencing “perk” of your trade now?

  8. August 29th, 2007 | 5:31 pm

    Sure or not pengsan? But why thigh pain need antibiotics ah?

  9. August 29th, 2007 | 5:33 pm

    i still dont know why she squeezed you??
    Was she trying to point out where is her pain?

  10. August 29th, 2007 | 5:37 pm

    So how much did you charge her? Got premium service worr.

  11. August 29th, 2007 | 5:41 pm

    Just me That is sexual harrassment, ok?

    Adino I told her firmly, that I am displease with her action
    No, the thigh does not need antibiotic, She saja do it

    eric She saja do it

  12. August 29th, 2007 | 5:50 pm

    wah… yenjai kena poke mong..
    kesian…
    *pat pat*

  13. August 29th, 2007 | 6:29 pm

    was she embarrassed after you admonished her? or..she still buat tak tau…

    gosh… the world has really funny people!

  14. August 29th, 2007 | 7:36 pm

    wah, nowsaday the ladies so daring ar? poor yenjai bro got molested..did ur wife ask u how come ur thighs got blue black?

  15. eve
    August 29th, 2007 | 7:56 pm

    She din say..”Ok lor..now that I squeeze yours , I let you squeeze mine la..fair fair ma..”..*cabut lali kuat kuat*..

  16. August 29th, 2007 | 8:37 pm

    chen Thanks

    mott She pretend didn’t hear

    winnie Not so forcefully lar :P

  17. August 29th, 2007 | 8:37 pm

    eve sei lui bao. You come back. Don’t run

  18. August 30th, 2007 | 12:38 am

    1st time heard such kind of crazy patient… some more is a female…

  19. August 30th, 2007 | 8:08 am

    u didn’t tell us what happens after

  20. August 30th, 2007 | 10:02 am

    didi yeah lor

    wuching She just pretend nothing happened, and continue talking

  21. August 30th, 2007 | 7:54 pm

    Did you jump when she touched you? So unexpected wor. Is she from joy house? kekeke….

  22. August 30th, 2007 | 10:49 pm

    u kena molest? hahaha next time ppl ask for antibiotics..u have to stand far far only ask why la… haha

  23. September 1st, 2007 | 2:56 pm

    ECL How did you guess? :wink:
    Nope. But I guess I had some involuntary twist? Ho Ho Ho

    Sasha Or maybe get you to stand beside me, for protection?

  24. September 2nd, 2007 | 1:27 am

    Haha, maybe she was trying to get free medical consult?
    Well, Did she? haha

  25. September 2nd, 2007 | 9:55 am

    Anastasia Obviously not. :P

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