Female young Indonesian Patient: Doctor, I want an antiobiotic.
Me: Why do you need it?
Female patient: Because of a ‘luka’. (wound)
Me: Where is the luka?

She suddenly change her tone of voice: Malu lah nak bagi tahu.
Then, to my horror, she suddenly extended her right hand and proceed to squeeze my inner thigh!
And then the other side! All within 2 seconds.
Pengsan (fainted) x 100.




“kesian” awak??? sure ornott?? lol
Alamak, doktor yenjai kena molest! Call eve to save u!
Haihsss…nid to experience a bit what I went through la..or else you all think very song hor..MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA..*evil*
Eve sent all the humsap patients to you!! Curse of the Humsap Blog!
Issit? Has the CURSE finally left me for my sifu?..Ohhh…Thank God..*ninja dance*…Sorry sifu..this kinda case..I have to be jual ikan a bit..KAKKAKAKKAKAKAKA…
soo Betul kesian. You have to ask Eve to know the feeling
Jonzz Fast. You help me speed dial EVe
Eve You lor. You shut down your blog, until me like this
Experiencing “perk” of your trade now?
Sure or not pengsan? But why thigh pain need antibiotics ah?
i still dont know why she squeezed you??
Was she trying to point out where is her pain?
So how much did you charge her? Got premium service worr.
Just me That is sexual harrassment, ok?
Adino I told her firmly, that I am displease with her action
No, the thigh does not need antibiotic, She saja do it
eric She saja do it
wah… yenjai kena poke mong..
kesian…
*pat pat*
was she embarrassed after you admonished her? or..she still buat tak tau…
gosh… the world has really funny people!
wah, nowsaday the ladies so daring ar? poor yenjai bro got molested..did ur wife ask u how come ur thighs got blue black?
She din say..”Ok lor..now that I squeeze yours , I let you squeeze mine la..fair fair ma..”..*cabut lali kuat kuat*..
chen Thanks
mott She pretend didn’t hear
winnie Not so forcefully lar
eve sei lui bao. You come back. Don’t run
1st time heard such kind of crazy patient… some more is a female…
u didn’t tell us what happens after
didi yeah lor
wuching She just pretend nothing happened, and continue talking
Did you jump when she touched you? So unexpected wor. Is she from joy house? kekeke….
u kena molest? hahaha next time ppl ask for antibiotics..u have to stand far far only ask why la… haha
ECL How did you guess?
Nope. But I guess I had some involuntary twist? Ho Ho Ho
Sasha Or maybe get you to stand beside me, for protection?
Haha, maybe she was trying to get free medical consult?
Well, Did she? haha
Anastasia Obviously not.