Neckline not Plunging, Lagi sui
Continuation from this post
If you think plunging neckline is hazardous (and tremulous) for me, think again.
(For those easily offended, please stop reading. For those underage, also please stop reading).
There was once when I had to do ECG for a female patient.
(I don’t normally do the ECG myself, as most of the time, I have a nurse who can do it)
For the ill-informed, during ECG, you have to undress, including your bra.
Halfway when I was busy plugging in the wires, making sure that they are secure,
suddenly she said: Can I asked you a question?
I answered (while switching on the machine): Yes?
She: Do you think my breast looks nice?
Me … my heart skip a beat. Please, I didn’t even notice. I was so busy with those wires and plugs. (clumsy, as I don’t do it daily, unlike my hospital days)
I: I think they are ok.
She: You sure? You didn’t even look properly.
I … (can I pinjam that word) .. itelyu… I really sweat… sorry…. sweatsssss…..(if I have a mirror, I think I can see sweats coming from every pore on my face)…
(Incidentally, I found an equally interesting post by Eve)
How come the lady so “gong bin” (no shame face) ask this type of question wan? But can’t blame her lah maybe you hamsome mah.
Btw where your opis I think I oso need ECG
Firehorse Haha. Not gong bin.
Her reason is : Since she already undress, so might as well ask me to see.
You can email me, if you seriously want an ECG
I am writing this in bold I am not handsome, and bald
*regret never study medicine*
ha..maybe the patient can see all ur sweatssss….
That’s why keep asking u…
see where is ur tolerance…hehe
“I don’t normally do the ECG myself, as most of the time, I have a nurse who can do it”
The nurse must be “busy” this time, eh? Haha.
ROTFL. I wander what she would do if you said “No, I don’t think they look nice at all!” Hahaha.
Adino wait till you see the ‘problematic’ side, literally. Ask Bernard the expert
ahhong Yeah. Maybe she enjoy pushing me? damn
Bernard Some sessions, I only have part time nurses. I will have to do everything myself
sometimes i like to play doctor also! hehehehe
Mumsgather A big warm welcome to you.
Thanks for coming to my blog
Nah. Such thing will never be said
But then, I never look. Wouldn’t know what to judge
Wuching Not you too +.+”
Another occupational hazard?
Hahaha! Funny!
So did you look properly after all?
fibrate Yeah. Definitely a hazard. But some souls out there think I am enjoying myself. Poor me
king’s wife Thanks for coming to my blog. A warm welcome to you.
I quickly grab my nurse to continue whatever there is to do, and excuse myself
Ah? No shy ah this lady? WOW!
You should open the door and ask everyone to rate it then!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!
poor thing, she needs reassurance that she has nice boobs..might be the night before the husband might have say she doesnt hv nice boobs so need a real doc to reaffirm her womanly boobiness..hehehe
got chaperon or not assisting u at that moment?
Kkkkkk…
Should try replies along the lines of.. “Nice!! So err… who is your plastic surgeon ah? Next time I can refer my other patients to him.”
Make sure you’re wearing an armour of some sort, or start runnign very very fast lah…
mott Haha, you have a relative who is a lawyer? waiting to pounce on me?
winnie I never thought of that!
chen That was quite a few years back. I can’t really recall
YP You want to ‘kao hoi’ also no need like that …. +.+”
Wah! The lady must have perky breasts huh. So bold to ask the question. Mine. sigh…. I dare not even show, how to ask!?
ECL, haha. But you are showing more than your true colour to the whole world wor.
I almost roll onto the floor when reading this. So this type of thing doesn’t only happen on TV huh?!
cc You thought only happened in Nip/Tuck? Think again
Tell her not nice then send her to Bernard for reconstruction surgery. Ha ha ha… (Gosh it’s evil Friday again)
Jonzz You just swallow an Evil pill?