A joke for my birthday

Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 23rd, 2007, 6:07 pm by yenjai

I receive this birthday card today from Public Bank.

public bank gift

Fuiyoh. I got a birthday present wor.

Happy me, happy me.

So I flipped to the next page. Sure enough. I am entitled to redeem a present from Osim. Wah! Osim wor.

Lagi happy.

Then I saw the present.

You know the feeling of a tyre, suddenly got poke and deflated? That was the feeling. Psssssssss…….. All the happiness like being sucked away by vacuum.

Are they joking with me?

(If you have met me, you will know that I am bald, almost)

This is the present….

public bank gif

17 Responses

  1. April 23rd, 2007 | 6:48 pm

    aiyooo, I dunno can laff or not, but your post is funny.

    Our birthdays are in the same month wor, dunno same date or not leh? Definitely not same year. hehe…

  2. April 23rd, 2007 | 7:41 pm

    happy birthday, yenjai.
    go and claim the present lar…read the instructions on the manual…maybe comb in a certain direction can help hair to grow.

  3. April 23rd, 2007 | 8:00 pm

    LOL

    but at least your wife can still use it?

    happy birthday

  4. April 23rd, 2007 | 8:38 pm

    My birthday is in May. So … everyone please don’t start wishing happy birthday just yet :wink:

  5. April 23rd, 2007 | 8:40 pm

    ECL, of course can laugh. That is the purpose of me blogging it, right?

    nyonya, you are creative. Muacks

    Eric, that’s what my nurse said

  6. April 23rd, 2007 | 11:52 pm

    Aiyo, that was funny. ROFL

  7. April 24th, 2007 | 12:51 am

    This is so farnie, since it’s free go claim lah, then give to your wife, but first when you go and claim present, ask them can get something else or not since this gift is of no use to you, no harm trying, maybe they give you something else.

  8. April 24th, 2007 | 2:08 am

    may just birthday so fast want present a? hehe..
    yenjai, this is my english blog : http://suwankoay.blogspot.com
    and this is chinese : http://suwank.blogspot.com
    i want to improve my english..

  9. Vivien
    April 24th, 2007 | 9:16 am

    ahhahahhahaha!
    this is cute…
    u are not that all bald lar… still got hair mah…

  10. April 24th, 2007 | 2:08 pm

    hahahaha… yenjai,
    Go claim it and if I have a present that is not suitable for a woman, I’ll exchange it with you. I got men’s cologne, men’s wallets, pens and keychains almost every year! Does ‘Jane’ looks like a guy to you? Geez…. these bodoh companies!

  11. April 24th, 2007 | 2:40 pm

    Hey at least you got a present, even if it was early. My birthday is also coming up in May :)

  12. April 25th, 2007 | 1:56 am

    Happy Birthday, Yenjai.

    You have to go and sit down and listen to the sales pitch one lah.

  13. April 25th, 2007 | 8:21 am

    Dobbs. Seems that there are quite a few here who share a birthday in May

  14. April 25th, 2007 | 2:00 pm

    Hey, early birthday wishes to you! Does it coincide with Mother’s day in May? Then you can take your 2 ladies out, one at a time…read George’s post.

    Losing your hair only mah…not yet lose your memory..so don’t fret lol

  15. eve
    April 26th, 2007 | 2:27 pm

    eh u dowan..gip me la..i gip u the eye massager..i got loads liao..

  16. April 26th, 2007 | 4:34 pm

    Go claim la. Can gib wifey or girlflend ma. No girlflend ah, gib me la. Like Bernard say got sales pitch wan. I never bother to redeem them at all. psst… May b’day same as my lowkong wor. Hopefully not 13 May.

  17. April 26th, 2007 | 5:55 pm

    Hijack, why not 13 May? That belongs to your lowkong?

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